In honor of the Coronation of His Most Narcissistic Majesty, King Obama I:
(from the old Dr Pepper Jingle)
“I’m a BEPper he’s a BEPper
She’s a BEPper we’re a BEPper
Wouldn’t you like to be a BEPper too?
Be a BEPper Drink The Kool-Aid Too.”
BEPper = Bush Excuse Psychosis. Definition: A mindless drone who believes everything that is wrong is due to George W. Bush (and by extension any non-liberal like Republicans and Tea Party Members). The universe is black and white. They are Black (because being white is politically incorrect and fits their backward thought processes) and they and only they are the Great Black Hope of America and only they are upright, moral, fair, compassionate and perfect.
Everyone who isn’t them are evil, greedy, narcissistic (project much do they? :)) morons who are beneath their contempt and certainly not due any respect whatsoever.
My way or the highway.
Psychosis (from the Ancient Greek ψυχή “psyche”, for mind/soul, and -ωσις “-osis”, for abnormal condition or derangement) refers to an abnormal condition of the mind, and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a “loss of contact with reality”. People suffering from psychosis are described as psychotic. Psychosis is given to the more severe forms of psychiatric disorder, during which hallucinations and delusions and impaired insight may occur.
People experiencing psychosis may exhibit personality changes and thought disorder. Depending on its severity, this may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out daily life activities.
Sound like the Left to you? 🙂
To use a Star Trek analogy, You have to be of the Body, or else you are foreign disease which must be “corrected”.
Also see my blog at Drone Warfare
So the national Debt: $16,453,521,000,000
And the attendant $5 Billion dollars a day in borrowing and the $1.4 Trillion in debt payments (think credit card minimum payments) are the exclusive fault of (in order) George W Bush, “Congress” (aka Republicans), and Ronald Reagan.
Any mention of a Democrat of any kind having anything to do with this is automatically disqualified from having any mental capacity for “intelligence” and is totally devoid of “the facts” and as such will be treated generally to a shotgun blast of hate-filled ad hominems because they are obviously, without question, a moron and in need of reminding of this fact of nature and their place in it for believing such trash.
And if the subject of Spending comes up you’ll general get 1 of 2 responses that will likely contain other tangents and insults in the response.
1) Bush’s Illegal Wars caused the crash. And we are still paying for them even now, so it’s his fault. End of discussion.
One of the more curious corollaries to this one is: Medicare Part D . It was an unfunded Mandate passed during Bush’s turn that the Democrats were all for. But because it involves spending some of the more psychotic will use this as derisive thing but when you come back with, “well, why don’t you get rid of it then?” they immediately switch to another line of attack because their mindlessly programmed drone attack can’t handle counter attacks, especially from “stupid” people who don’t understand “the facts” and of course it’s Bush’s fault!
2) Well, Reagan Doubled the Debt and Bush Tripled it is the battle cry or something very similar.
Reality: Debt (fiscal year ending)
09/30/1980 907,701,000,000.00 Reagan In
09/28/1990 3,233,313,451,777.25 Reagan Out
09/30/2000 5,674,178,209,886.86 GWB in
09/30/2008 10,024,724,896,912.49 GWB out
Today: $16,453,521,000,000 Obama
What a BEPper Sees:
09/30/1980 907,701,000,000.00 Reagan In
09/28/1990 3,233,313,451,777.25 Reagan Out (so it’s his fault He started it!!)
09/30/2000 5,674,178,209,886.86 GWB IN
Today: $16,453,521,000,000 Bush’s Fault (from 5 to 16- that’s “tripled”)
That’s it. It’s that simple. 🙂
Anything else is heresy. It’s thought that must be suppressed and destroyed.
ALL HAIL KING OBAMA!
He’s all credit for the Good and no fault for the bad.
And frequently the “good” isn’t actually good. But it must be projected as such because they are the superior beings and they cannot be seen to be wrong, EVER. No matter what. No matter how silly or psychotic they get they are always “right” and they always have all the “facts” and you don’t.
YOU are a Mindless drone of FOX News, if you disagree with them. It’s YOU who are programmed.
It’s All YOU!!
The U3 unemployment rate is the same now as it was 4 years ago at his first inaugural. Most people who are rational would think this is a bad thing.
But not the left. Oh no.
“well at least we stop shedding 700-800,000 jobs like we did under BUSH.” or some variant on this Talking point that has been programmed into them.
Because it should be obvious to all that the reason the jobs are not growing fast enough (Obama has created over 5 million jobs you know– that’s why the unemployment is unchanged! :)) is because of George W. Bush – The Evil Satan! Destroyer of the World!
Unemployment Rate by Month
The fact that it was higher than 7.8% (which was Jan 2009) until Sept 2012 and hasn’t actually budged since is not Obama’s economics fault it is The Republicans fighting Obama and Bush’s Fault.
That’s it. End of story.
The Fact that the Senate hasn’t passed a Budget since 2009 (which by law it has to pass one) is the Republican’s fault, don’t you know.
They send the Senate, “silly”, “outrageous” Budgets so the Democrats feel they must ignore them. It’s the Republicans fault for “playing games” and “obstructing” the process.
If they’d only send up a Budget that they approve of then everything would be fine! 🙂
Do it my way, or else it’s your fault that nothing gets done!! 🙂
The alternative to this is the “BUT MOM! he did it too!” response. We all know what this is in reality, and excuse to get out being in trouble by saying that a sibling did it too or first or timmy’s mom/dad let him/her do it!
So if the Republican ever did ANYTHING that you are complaining about ANYWHERE in history or ANYTHING even remotely like it, then it’s ok for them do it because you did it first so stop complaining about it.
In real life you’d get the MOM look and you’re busted because she ain’t buying it for a second.
But not the Democrats, especially when they have the Ministry of Truth to back them up.
And if that doesn’t work, fall back to the ultimate line of defense: YOU’RE A RACIST! or You’re Nazi-esque and of course no sane person wants to be that so they must be right and you MUST be wrong after all. 🙂
So our King will give a flowery speech about “coming together” and “unity” and “love” and “reaching across the isle” and “bi-partisanship” for the sake of the children and the country… AND NOT MEAN ONE DAMN WORD OF IT!
NOT ONE WORD!
But his drones and his sycophants will cheer and smile and wonder how the universe ever got a long without someone who is so perfect in every way.
And then they’ll have their 2-minute BEPper Hate (designed to increase the hatred for the current enemy of the Party, as much as possible) and go on about their day secure in the knowledge that not only are they always right, but that you- the heretic- are in fact a Moron to be pitied for your lack of intelligence.
From Wikipedia entry: The left-wing media watchdog site Media Matters for America, set up to counteract what was perceived as a domination of the public square by right-wing intolerance and misinformation, particularly on FOX News and conservative talk radio, has used the theme by uploading regular “Two Minutes Hate” segments to the Internet composed of inflammatory or extremist language used by right-wing pundits.
And Wikipedia is the fountain of all knowledge as we know so it must be true! 🙂
So are you a BEPper There a BEPper
They are a BEPper They expect you to be a BEPper
Wouldn’t you like to be a BEPper too?
Be a BEPper Drink The Kool-Aid and “feel” better.
Your King and his army of drones command it.Bask in the glow of his greatness and be “enlightened”.
After all, you’re not a racist, bigoted, savage in need of enlightenment are you? 🙂