My fellow Americans we must stop this growing volcano of hate before it consumes us. So it is with this in mind that I propose the following solution.
Effective immediate all “hateful” speech will end.
All seditious thoughts against the rightful and superior masters of ethics and morals will end.
The punishments deserved and carried out with ruthless efficiency for the betterment of society as a whole.
This hatred must end.
We must give into the power of our Emotional and Intellectual Masters for only they have the wisdom, compassion, sensitivity, and ethical superiority to save us all from ourselves.
I speak, of course of:
FREE SPEECH IS CENSORSHIP.
DIVERSITY IS EXCLUSION.
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
CLASS WAR IS PEACE. RACE WAR IS PEACE. GENDER WAR IS PEACE.
As a Member of this hateful group of THE NOT WE, I must repent my sins of wanting all men and women judged by their character and not their race, gender identity, or other heathen norms.
The Constitution is racist, sexist, and so out of touch that it must be destroyed.
Long Live The Ministry of Love. Long Live and all praise to The Ministry of Truth.
We must all bow down to the vastly superior Homo Superior Liberalis. For they have spoken and we are not worthy to carry even their defecations.
We must bow down to them and pray for our salvation.
“It was great to see people from both sides seeing this and uniting under the banner of human, and American, before anything else,” <Daily Show Host Trevor> Noah told host Stephen Colbert. “That’s one of the things that we’re seeing less and less of in society today it feels like.”
“I think that’s something that’s lacking in American politics, is politicians showing from both sides of the aisle that they are friends,” Noah said. “It’s almost become like wrestling where the fans don’t realize that those people get along.”
Gee, I wonder where they got that idea? 🙂
The Special Counsel for The Russia Investigation, staffed by Clinton & Obama hacks:
Former FBI Director James Comey told Congress last week he believes he was fired by Trump to undermine the agency’s Russia probe. (Huffington Post Headline)
He said nothing of the kind. But that’s not the Narrative.
And since the only salvation of mankind is The Ministry of Truth…
CNN’s Sally Kohn Blames The Right For The Arlington Shooting Sally opens by saying “right wing extremists do violent and hateful things.” Sounds about right coming from Sally Kohn...
Then the Story on Medium.com is deleted. Hmmm…
But one is not allowed to question the Ministry of Truth, they are always right.
The Left is always correct. They are the vastly superior humans and we should all bow down to their greatness or this insubordinate behavior will be punished again and again…
You have been Warned. 🙂