Rogue One

No Spoilers. Just snark. You know how this ends,n or do you?…

So the Imperials are back. They have a secret plan to destroy any rebellion against their absolute rule.

They put the plans for the Death Star on a planet guarded by a Defense Shield. Then locked inside a tower guarded by many, many Imperial Weapons and soldiers.

They didn’t put it in a bathroom at the Catina on Tattooine like Darth Clinton wanted so the Rebels could hack it. But then they could blame Jabba The Putin for it. So it’s all good! 🙂

Then comes along scrappy little Jyn Erso, whom the Rebellion recruited to talk to get an introduction to another Rebel outside of their channels so they could find out about a defector who could help save the people.

They find out about The Death Star, the Imperial’s new Super Weapon to “rig” the whole Rebellion and destroy it in fear an terror.

No microaggression here.

They wanna give up right then and there. They are unsure. They are divided. They are not really unified. They want to rebel, but they want to do it on their own terms. They act for themselves in the name of a Rebellion. But when push comes to shove, they want to back off.

The Death Star is cheating!

It’s not fair.

They decided they can’t win.

So scrappy little Jyn decides, screw it, I’m going to force the issue because it’s the right thing to do.

She’s going to Trump them.

I’m going to take my team into the Blue Wall and I’m going to crack the  Imperial Code and make them fight.

I won’t tell you what happened in “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” but we know what happened in real life so far.

Now, we have the plans to destroy The Obama Death Star. Our forces of Rebellion against are them are gathering. But, the force of the Empire are legion, especially in colleges and the media. We have traitors in our ranks and Elitist spies.

(CNN)Fifty years after “Star Trek” launched a multiracial and multicultural crew into outer space, the “Star Wars” franchise has finally joined the diversity universe. “Rogue One,” the latest film set in a galaxy far, far away, boasts a wildly varied cast of human actors — Asian, Hispanic, African-American, Pakistani.

And in this fraught political moment, such refreshing diversity comes across as a rebuke to President-elect Donald Trump’s campaign.
As if to heighten the contrast, the leaders of the Empire — who include a brilliant CGI rendering of actor Peter Cushing, who died in 1994 and appeared in the original “Star Wars” — are all preening Caucasian imperialists; you can imagine them goose-stepping around their space ships.
The Empire thinks YOU ARE the Imperialists because you’re the Racist, Sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, evil arseholes!

Will we be brave enough to fly down that trench and take that shot to end the Imperial threat and fight the forces of Darkness for the chance at Freedom?

Or just give into the Elitist Dark Side? The Force is strong with them.

CNN: So it’s highly unlikely the filmmakers were thinking of Trump when they made “Rogue One.”

Especially since the Left was very narcissistic and over-confident  assuming Hillary was going to win and had no concept that a band of Rebels could take them down- up until late into the night on November 8th when The Rebellion hit them in their trenches and scored a direct hit on that 2 meter wamprat hole in their Blue Wall.

But its appearance in theaters just one month before Trump assumes the presidency is the height of irony  (You won’t have said that if all your Imperial Plans for Darth Clinton had worked out so)— an inclusive piece of work that is a slap in the face to the least inclusive president in modern history.

(And he hasn’t even taken office yet!!)

“Inclusive” (aka discriminate against White Males at all costs) is after all, the all-in point for The Dark Side of The Force. You must submit or else!

This the Empire that must be fought. They don’t even conceive that THEY ARE the Empire to begin with, just like the Imperials in the movie.

They are so narcissistic about their superiority they are blinded by The Dark Side.

Paul Ryan& The RINOs: I find your lack of Faith disturbing. 🙂

So it’s onto an new Chapter in the Saga,  “A New Hope”  but will the “Empire Strike Back”… 🙂




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