Over the past few years I have had a series of “Liberals are…” that analyzes Liberals from different perspectives.
I started out with Bees. Then Zombies. Then Drones.
Now, the fourth in the series, Skunks.
Skunks are generally loners concerned with themselves but they may gather in communal dens for warmth (in liberals case Hate) and they have poor vision.
They will spray a noxious and offensive liquid at you from their anus (liberal mouth) if threatened. And they have sharp claws for digging in burrows (hole-y beliefs).
They live longer in captivity than freedom.
But unlike real skunks Liberal carry a seemingly infinite supply of spray.
Most Predators (Republicans) are afraid to attack them for fear of being sprayed.
To domesticate it you have to remove it’s scent gland so it doesn’t spray you.
Thus, most liberals are not only undomesticated, but totally feral and wild. 🙂
You have to remove their scent glands to domesticate them and get them to behave with other peacefully.
Preventative measures, such as removing attractants from the vicinity of your house, will decrease the likelihood of an encounter with any wild animal.
Thinks like The Constitution. The American Flag. TEA Party Signs. A Gun Rack. Anything to do with Pro-Life. Pro-Military.Not “green” enough. A Picture of the Devil Himself- George W Bush or the Boogiemen, The Koch Brothers.
So just deal with it. It’s your cross to bear for not being them.
So just shut up.
The environment should be “green” and peaceful and incapable of upsetting the Liberal. Thus you have to agree that it is the superior life form and 100% right every time on anything it says at any time or you risk being sprayed or clawed.
Tragically, some people feel the only solution to a resident skunk is to put out a live trap, catch the skunk, and then destroy or relocate them. Inevitably, another skunk or wild animal will move into the area and the cycle begins all over again. Skunks, like other suburban and urban wildlife, prefer to live the easy life we unknowingly provide for them and don’t like a hostile environment.
Moving an animal can also spread disease, not just between the old community and the new, but also between species. (City of Sacramento General Services).
So just be nice to the liberal and don’t challenge them. They are after all, Home Superior Liberalis and you’re not.
So shut up and keep out of their way. They want what they want when they want it and if you don’t give it to them you’ll be sprayed. 🙂
After all, George Zimmerman is not only guilty but he’s a “White Hispanic” because if he was an actual Hispanic and/or not guilty then there would not only be no media attention (Or DOJ lead protests) but no spray and we can’t have that now can we? 🙂
A half-cocked Liberal with no spray is a terrible think to waste.
Because Homo Superior Liberalis is never, ever , wrong. 🙂
On March 8, 2012, the Associated Press wrote, “The neighborhood watch leader is white.” When it came out that he was not, media outlets including CNN began labeling Zimmerman a “white Hispanic” in order to maintain the false narrative that the killing was race-based.
And race is the only thing on trial in Sanford,FL. The only thing.
So get ready to get sprayed.