The Ridiculous and The Sublime

Just in case you were under the delusion that the Liberal Press has any capacity for learning from its mistakes, has any objectivity at all, and/or is capable of changing it’s ideological bent in the name of fairness or even “journalism”, watch this piece of crap:  <<barf bag on standby>>

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/wwyd-deported-for-the-way-you-look-12830282

This was YESTERDAY!!!

Not April 23rd, 2010 nearly a year ago when it was signed. YESTERDAY!

AND IT’s THE SAME OLD “racial profiling” BS as it always has been!

Now that’s “journalism” for you!

I guess in the last year they STILL HAVEN’T READ IT! 😦

So from the ridiculous to the sublime:

Now the JunkMan can fulfill his childhood dream of cutting a Gordon Gecko-esque figure as he walks down the street . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3386153/iPhone-users-go-back-to-the-1980s.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

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GLOBAL WARMING ANYONE??

The rolling blackouts now being implemented in Texas and across the country as record cold weather grips the United States are a direct consequence of the Obama administration’s agenda to lay siege to the coal industry, launch a takeover of infrastructure under the contrived global warming scam, and help usher in the post-industrial collapse of America.

OIL is EVIL!

Coal is EVIL

WIND IS YOUR FRIEND  (except when the high winds blow them down as it did earlier this week in some places)

SOLAR is the Only Way.

So just go outside in -20 and warm yourself on the sun! 🙂 Go on, I’ll wait…

After all, its all because of GLOBAL WARMING! 🙂  You evil greedy, envirnoment-destroying capitalist pigs you!!

You hate the planet and it hates you!

So you must repent now!

After all, if it’s Snowmageddon outside that’s because of Global Warming, if it’s baking your skin off outside it’s because of Global Warming!

If it’s raining or flooding, it’s Global Warming!

If it’s too hot, it’s too cold, the sky is just not the right shade of Purple  for you today then it must be GLOBAL WARMING!! 🙂

So can’t we just love each other again and give Mother Gaia a big Hug! 🙂

Planned power outages conducted by utility companies have caused outrage amongst officials at four major hospitals in Texas, at Parkland, Baylor, Methodist and Presbyterian Dallas.

“Because of the sensitive life-saving equipment, hospitals are considered “critical care facilities,” and supposed to be exempt from rolling blackouts,” reports CBS 11. “That’s exactly what Presbyterian Dallas was led to believe. “We were of the understanding that hospitals and other critical-care providers were not supposed to be affected by planned outages,” said hospital spokesman Stephen O’Brien.”

As well as hospitals, nursing homes, fire stations, police stations, other emergency response facilities have also been hit with outages as demand soars due to freezing temperatures. Many places in Texas now rely on Mexico to supply their power.

“Mexico’s state electricity company on Wednesday started supplying electricity to the US state of Texas, where demand shot up amid unusually cold temperatures and caused power outages,” reports AFP.

Hospitals are supposed to be exempt from the blackouts which hit yesterday, with power company Oncor attributing the outages to a “mistake,” but there were no such mistakes when it came to supplying power to Cowboys Stadium. The government has ensured that the blackouts will not affect Super Bowl venues, a decision that has left residents furious.

Yeah, the EVIL RICH who can afford $1200-6000 for Super Bowl tickets must be protected, screw the people! 🙂

It’s a right-wing Corporate America plot to make us all freeze to death, ala Scrooge! 🙂  (except that that one piece of coal is EVIL!! REPENT!!!)

Street lights and traffic lights have also been hit by the outages, causing traffic build-ups and other hazards more typically associated with a decrepit underdeveloped country, and not with the supposed leading light of the prosperous first world.

The Obama administration is conducting industrial warfare against the United States. Obama’s 2008 promise to “bankrupt” the coal industry (January 2008 interview with the San Francisco Chronicle in which Barack Obama promised to bankrupt anyone foolish enough to build coal-burning power plants, he also made an interesting admission about his entire energy plan.  Obama told the editors that his policies would make energy prices “skyrocket” as the energy industry passed along the exorbitant costs of his cap-and-trade policy- video clip here: http://hotair.com/archives/2008/11/02/obama-ill-make-energy-prices-skyrocket/) by placing suffocating restrictions on greenhouse gas emissions even as China and other countries are given free reign to pollute at will is now coming to fruition. This is all part of the “post-industrial revolution” that the global elite have promised to enforce as a means of turning the United States into a decaying banana republic.

It’s also about the federal government’s drive to seize infrastructure and sell it to the highest foreign bidder by gradually squeezing the ability of local independent utility companies to meet demand in American communities.

The shortage of power plants to meet the demands of Texans and other Americans in areas across the country is down to the EPA holding local utility companies hostage and blocking them from building desperately needed new power plants.

Obama’s January greenhouse gas rules restricted the amount of emissions allowable for new power plants, while giving an exemption to General Electric, an intimate administration insider.

The Chairman of GE is now his “Jobs Czar”. Now that’s irony!

Just like ObamaCare, if you’re an apparatchik of THE PARTY you are not subject to rules all the non-party peasants have to follow!

Now that’s FAIR and TRANSPARENT don’t you think!

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